1 800 707-9150

SIGNUP FOR
Free Marketing Analysis

Capabilities Brochure

Download

Aligned Marketing Blog

Aligned Marketing Blog

Octomom's lips

Doug Schust - Friday, June 05, 2009
What would you do with a trillion dollars?

Personally, I’d do exactly what the current administration has done: I’d buy the country.

Why not! We’re the greatest country in the history of countries and a trillion (plus/minus) dollars is a sensational price. You throw in 100% owner financing and you've just closed the deal of the millennium.

The end-strategy is brilliant too: Give 51% of the electorate more in benefits than they pay in taxes and never lose another election.

They began by assembling the tribes. The unions, the gays and lesbians, the Latinos, etc., bought in first. When that failed to deliver a permanent majority they needed new pander-tribes. But who was left (pun intended)?

Politicians are smart, especially at pandering. They can see value where others can’t. Most people would not invest vast sums of money in bankrupt companies, with poor management teams, unpopular products and failed business models. But the politicians knew that the breakup value of GM, for example, was enormous. I’m not talking about buying plants and real estate for pennies on the dollar,  and reselling the pieces for a higher price. I'm talking about votes.

Votes may now be purchased by the industry or the company and they go where (else) the money is. With Financial Services and Automotive almost complete they now have Health Care and Pharmaceutical in their sites. “You want to keep your job? You need money? Here you go, just don’t forget where you got it come election time…”

It wasn't enough that the tribes had already stepped up big-time in their contributions. The unions were in for about a half billion. The exact number is hard to confirm but it's a big number. One person was clear. "We spent a fortune to elect Barack Obama -- $60.7 million to be exact -- and we're proud of it," boasted Andy Stern, president of the Service Employees International Union, to the Las Vegas Sun last month.

What about all those pesky people who aren’t getting bailed out, like the 401K crowd? That's a good question. My guess is they won’t be contacted unless more votes are needed and that may not be for a very, very, long time.

Is it just me or does all this seem as unnatural as Octomom’s lips?

                                     

Steve


Subscribe

RSS Subscribe to the Blog RSS


Bookmark and Share

Linked 2 Leadership: The Leadership Collaboratory

Recent Posts


Categories


Tags

Website Design Social Media, Facebook, Twitter, Marketing, Advertising Educational Videos Marketing Strategy Teamwork Aligned Communication Yahoo Charlie Sheen Inner Guru Recovery Freelancing Productivity Online Communication Outsourcing Industrial Supply Association Contest Digital Marketing Taxes Event Marketing Social Media Precallpro SEO Incoming Links Inspiration Customer Loyalty Customer Service Marketing Story Aligned Marketing Gadgets Video Marketing Retirement Planning Writing Linkedin Customers Risk Search Engines Consulting Google Video Good Marketing Ebooks Online Marketing Bing Frank Caliendo MacBook Pro Search Engine Optimization voicemail Linkbuilding Blog Communication Project Managment Sales Obamacare Article Writing Tips Imagination Marketing Investment Technology Article Submission Business Planning Time Management Wordpress Email Etiquette iMac Website Capability Brochure PPC Press Releases Lessons Learned David Ogilvy Flip Ultra HD Twitter YouTube Pay-per-Click ISA Conference Upper Management Meetings Gary Vaynerchuk Gatekeeper eCommerce Marketing Campaign Strategic Blogging Conversation Apple Marketing Blog Return of Investment Simulus Package Stimulus Package Selling Innovation Economy Results Listening Skills Storytelling Value Marketing 9-11 Facebook Online Video Wall Street Journal Online Marketing Results Google+ Promotion blogging Online Etiquette ISA Content Writing Web Strategy Email Virtual Assistance Keep an open mind Internet Marketing Ideas Risk Management Sales Productivity Focus GM Social Networking Link Building Million Dollars iphone Leadership, Senior Management, Website Design, Website, Web Traffic Favorite Quote Being Human Charity Copywriting Viral Marketing Chris Brogan Flip Camera Press Release Relationship Building Team Communication Software Target Marketing, Audience video promotion Healthcare Better Customers Websites Blogging Tips Inbound Link Building Leadership Recession Be yourself Testimonials Free Press Gadget Envy Storefront Wall Street

Archive

Clients We Work With